saturgay:

roses are red

corbin is bleu

if u dont like high school musical

im not gonna fuck u

jennyfromthesock:

all you ladies pop yo pussy like this, shake yo body dont stop dont miss

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poopflow:

at prom some girl dropped her corsage and cut her toe and she was bleeding so the dj stopped the music and i said “i guess there really is blood on the dancefloor“and my date slapped me across the face